you have to stop nursing one child in order to go wipe the booty of another.
the man behind you in the check-out line at Target looks at your cart and says, 'Please tell me you run a daycare.'
your skin breaks out in a rash from a lovely virus picked up from your children.
you stuff an extra car seat into your already packed car so that Abby can spend time with her friend Annerson.
you can manage to catch every hour on the clock overnight.
you make a quesadilla, a peanut butter jelly sandwich, and a hot dog for one lunch.
you talk on the phone from your closet so you won't wake up any sleeping children.
you stay up way too late in order to have a little peace and quiet.
you become a 'mall walker' because it is too cold outside for a baby.
you change your clothes at least twice daily due to deposits left by others.
you wash 8-10 loads of laundry every week.
you sing the patty cake song more often than you have adult conversation.
This is too funny Beth! Do you talk to me from the closet? I talk in the bathroom!;) and I just don't bother changing clothes but dress in snot acceptable clothing!: you are a great mom. Did you read the My Charming Kids post about large families?
ReplyDeleteDid you come up with this cause it's really good! Ha!
ReplyDeleteAll those things are so true about you. I love it.